Rushed, too busy to shake off drips after you take a leak, too busy to wipe your bottom properly after taking a dump, and too busy to wait till you have completed your ejaculation before pulling up your drawers? Lots of condecending talk with baby talk mixed in!! She has to use a zillion wipes to wipe your stinky bum. Mark left and when he returned he had his thick broad belt in one hand and a bag in the other saying to Steve,. Show all the stories by Ben Doon.